Welcome to the most unwelcome place on earth
Are you tired of being wanted? Do you yearn for the cold shoulder and frosty glare of disapproval?
We've got just the place for you!
Our hotel is run by the grumpiest of proprietors, with a staff that's even grumpier.
Enjoy the ambiance of stale air and yesterday's pizza in our lobby.
Or, if you prefer, take a stroll in our lovely courtyard, surrounded by the soothing sounds of distant yelling and the scent of despair.
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