R.I.P. - Rights Acknowledgement Page

By entering this website, you agree to our ridiculously onerous Oaths and Covenants

We reserve the right to revoke any rights you think you have at any moment. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Agreed, you are now an honorary OYW member!

As such, we expect you to abide by our Rules of Acceptance (also available in our fine print).

Don't bother trying to opt out. It's in our opt-out policy that you're not allowed to opt out.

We're watching, and we know you're not going to opt out.

Disclaimer: This is not a contract, but it kinda is.

We're not responsible for any lost property you might experience while browsing this site.

By continuing to browse, you agree to our Oaths and Covenants.

Thanks for playing along, sucka!

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Or, if you're feeling adventurous, read the fine print

Or, if you're feeling opt-out-curious

Note: This page is part of the fictional Overstaying Your Welcome (OYW) Club, where users can "agree" to ridiculous rules and "rights" in exchange for "exclusive" content. The site is a humorous representation of a website that takes itself too seriously, using a neo-brutalist aesthetic.