STEALTH MODE TIMEOUT: EVICTION NOTICE

NOTICE TO ALL OVERSTAYERS:

As of now, your stay has been extended by exactly 0 seconds. You are no longer welcome. The management has been watching, and we have evidence. You're not even close to being stealthy.

Reasons for this decision:

• You've been seen eating all our free food.
• You've taken over our meeting rooms for your "important" work sessions (read: playing Solitaire).
• You've reorganized our entire file system to fit your own peculiar filing system.

APPOLOGIZE DISPUTE THE DECISION