NOTICE OF REMOVAL

You've overstayed your welcome.

This notice is served with the utmost sincerity and a healthy dose of disdain.

We're talking about you, specifically.

• Failure to comply with house rules.
• Excessive use of the kitchen toaster.
• Unsolicited jam-making in the communal area.
• Repeated requests for extra cheese.

Please make arrangements to vacate the premises within 24 hours.

Don't bother packing. We've already taken the good stuff.

See you soon.

What to Do When You're Vacating Terms and Conditions of Removal