A: Quantum Crunchies are tiny, deliciously crunchy particles that exist in a state of superposition, allowing them to be simultaneously delicious and not delicious at the same time. They're like Cheetos, but with more Schrödinger's equation.
A: To be honest, we're not entirely sure. They're kind of hard to get a hold of. We've heard rumors of a secret underground market, but that's probably just a myth perpetuated by our competitors, the Regular Crunchies.
A: We're still running tests, but so far, they've shown to be safe for consumption, except in extremely rare cases where they might cause spontaneous quantum fluctuations in flavor, resulting in an existential crisis. Consult a professional before consuming, we guess.
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