Binary Toilet Paper Odds: A Study in Excess

A 1s and 0s, a tale of woe

In a world where ones and zeroes govern all, we find ourselves lost in a sea of ones and zeroes. Our toilets, once simple and straightforward, now spew forth a never-ending stream of binary data.

But fear not, dear reader, for we have taken it upon ourselves to catalog these odds. A 1 in every 4 flushes is a 0, 3 out of 10 paper rolls contain at least one error. The statistics are dire.

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