It's a little-known fact that the pizza delivery guy is not just a guy who delivers pizzas, he's an artist. A master of the wheel of life, a virtuoso of the culinary arts. His art form? The art of delivery. The way he navigates the mean streets, avoiding pedestrians and potholes alike. The way he balances a hot, steaming pie on his shoulder, defying the laws of gravity and good taste. The way he utters phrases like "I'm here to deliver" and "You want extra cheese?" with an air of existential crisis. It's like he's trapped in a never-ending cycle of pizza-fueled angst, searching for the meaning of life in every slice.
His art studio is a beat-up old Honda Civic, a mobile canvas of creativity. The delivery bag, a chaps-like cape of protection from the elements. The pizza box, a masterpiece of folding and design. The pizza itself, a symphony of toppings and cheese, a edible, edible, edible...ประก.