We're glad you're overthinking and the odds with us! Here are some frequently asked questions about the Quantum Flush.
Q: What is the Quantum Flush?
A: It's a mystical toilet that's been possessed by a sentient toilet ghost. Don't worry, it's just a figure of speech.
Q: How do I use the Quantum Flush?
A: Simply put your worries, fears, and existential questions into the toilet bowl, and the Quantum Flush will... well, it'll flush them down the toilet.
Learn more about the Quantum Flush technology or contact our support team for help.
Or, if you're feeling brave, you can try to hack the Quantum Flush for a more... let's say, "unconventional" user experience.