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By accessing this website, you agree to the following disclaimers:

1. I'm not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by excessive use of bright colors.
2. I'm not liable for any damage to your eyesight caused by staring at this website for too long.
3. I'm not accountable for any loss of productivity due to excessive browsing of this website during work hours.
4. I'm not responsible for any sudden urges to create your own Neo-Brutalist website, which may lead to an existential crisis.

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