Where the puns are so bad, they're good!
Why was 5 a hard number? Because it had a lot of math problems!
I tried to catch some fish, but they were fishing for compliments!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumby!
What do you call a group of cats playing instruments? A meow-ic band!
Why did the chicken go to the egg-ologist?
Why did the elephant quit the circus? Because it tusked!