After careful consideration, you have decided to pursue Option 3: Action 2, which will inevitably lead to catastrophic consequences, but hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell.
As you continue on this path, you'll encounter a 37% chance of encountering a talking pineapple who will challenge your life choices. To prepare, please bring snacks.
For more information on this step, visit our sub-step 1 for a detailed analysis of the pineapple's dialectics.
Or, if you're feeling particularly reckless, you can jump straight into the unknown with Action 3: Take a Chance.