Procrastination 3000: The Ultimate Time-Wasting Machine
Welcome to Procrastination 3000, where the art of doing nothing is taken to new heights.
Our state-of-the-art technology allows you to waste hours on end, with features like:
- Extensive research on cat videos
- Expert-level browsing of memes
- Unbeatable levels of social media scrolling
- Customizable levels of procrastination, from "casual" to "professional"