Our Mission:

We're a team of experts in the art of making poor life choices.

We're like the anti-therapists, but without the therapy.

Our Core Team:

Lead Visionary: John Doe - The mastermind behind all our questionable decisions

Chief Decision-Making Officer: Jane Doe - Our resident expert on doing things the wrong way

Director of Disregard for Conventional Wisdom: Bob Smith - The one who ignores every warning sign