After careful consideration and a 5-alarm system, we have decided to proceed with Plan B, Trust Process 3. This phase is crucial in achieving maximum efficiency and optimal results. We're not really sure what that means, but it sounds good.
Our team has been hard at work, implementing a series of increasingly complex and confusing algorithms to ensure that everything goes smoothly.
For your reference, we've compiled a list of key decisions and their corresponding outcomes:
Stay tuned for more updates, or just go back to bed.