Plan B: Trust the Process

Where the art of decision-making meets the science of doing absolutely nothing.

Join us and discover the joy of having an entire department dedicated to justifying our inaction!

FAQ: What is this even a thing?

Our Mission Statement: A Vague Promise of Greatness

What We're Not Doing Today

• Not meeting our deadlines
• Not innovating
• Not making any real progress

Stay tuned for more exciting updates on the things we're not doing!