YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF THE BANANA REGULATIONS!

YOU WILL BE FINED $1000.00 FOR THIS OFFENSE

YOUR OFFENSE: BORING WORKPLACE CHAT

YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO ATTEND A MANDATORY TEAM-BUILDING SEMINAR ON "THE IMPORTANCE OF PUNS IN COMMUNICATION"

IF YOU FAIL TO COMPLY, YOU WILL BE ASSIGNED A NEW CO-Worker, BARRY

FURTHER ACTIONS:

• VIEW PENALTIES
• VIEW SEMINAR AGENDA
• REPORT CO-WORKER VIOLATIONS