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Welcome to the most basic, yet somehow still impressive, home in the universe.
Features:
A fully stocked kitchen with 2 whole cups.
A living room with a couch that's not too squishy.
A backyard with a lawn that's slightly less dead than the neighbors.
Subpages:
Learn about our questionable life choices
View our collection of slightly-above-average family photos
Read about our frequently asked questions (mostly about the lawn)