In a world of smooth, curvy lines and soulless rectangles, we, the Neo-Brutalists, stand apart. We reject the tyranny of Helvetica and the mediocrity of Arial. We demand a return to the raw, the brutal, and the unapologetic.
Our manifesto is a call to arms, a battle cry, and a fashion statement. We will not be swayed by the siren song of subtlety and nuance. We will not be tamed by the gentle touch of rounded edges and soft focus.
Join us in our crusade against the bland and the boring. Let us march into the fray, our pixelated banners held high, our hearts filled with the fierce joy of the unapologetic.
For the sake of all that is good and holy, let us make the world a more Brutalist place.