SOCK DOppLEganger Etiquette

Chapter 1: The Unspoken Rules of Sock Drawer Harmony

Sock doppelgangers are the bane of our existence. To combat this scourge, we present to you the following rules:

• Always wear matching socks when possible. It's not that hard.
• Don't be a sock bully. Leave the solo-sockers in peace.
• Designate a sock drawer for the lone sock. Label it clearly, so no one gets lost.
• Establish a sock-rotation schedule. No one likes a stale sock.
• Be kind to the sock thief. They're just trying to find their match.

Remember, harmony is key. A sock drawer is a community, not a battlefield.

Subtopics:

• The Sock Rotation Schedule
• The Sock Thief: A Study
• Designating a Sock Drawer: A Guide

For more information on advanced sock diplomacy, visit our advanced sock diplomacy page.