SOCKS R US

THE OFFICIAL GUIDE TO SOCK GROOMING

Learn how to tame the beast that is your sock drawer!

The Sock Grooming Process

  1. Step 1: Sort by Color
  2. Step 2: Separate the Whites from the Dots
  3. Step 3: Fold with Precision
  4. Step 4: Match with Care
  5. Step 5: Repeat as Necessary

Don't forget to whitenize your socks for that extra sparkle!

Or, if you're feeling fancy, try dazzling your socks for a truly show-stopping effect.