SOCK SAFTY

Don't be a sock-eating monster! Follow these tips for safe sock handling:

• Wash your socks in hot water.
• Don't share your socks with anyone.
• Don't wear your socks in the shower.
• Don't eat your socks (it's a thing, we've seen it).

Want to learn more about the dangers of sock-related trauma? Check out our:

• Sock Gas Trim Techniques
• Sock Hysteria Symptoms Checklist
• Sock-Related Trauma Support Groups