Here are some frequently asked questions about our subscription model that will hopefully make you laugh, cry, or at least slightly confused.
Because our CEO is a huge fan of 80s synth pop and we're trying to fund his extensive collection of neon-colored windbreakers.
We're not really sure why either, but it seems to be a thing.
We're not sure what "at any time" means. Is that like, 5 minutes? An hour? A day? Please don't ask us, just send us a strongly-worded letter and we'll get back to you when we're done watching cat videos.
We'll let you know when we've received your letter, but don't hold your breath.
We're like, totally working on it. Just give us some of your money and we'll give you access to our premium content featuring GOLDEN RAINBOWS! (Just kidding, it's just our logo, but still).
Yeah, it's a thing we're working on. Don't worry about it, just send us more money.