Transporters of the Damned

Because sometimes you just need to send something somewhere else.

Air Lifting Air Lifting is a service that will transport your loved items to any height you desire. We have an entire fleet of trained pigeons that will carry anything up, up, and away.

Don't worry about the safety of your items, our pigeons are insured and have a 100% success rate. We've even got a special promotion going on for anyone who sends something to the stratosphere.

Price: $10 per lift

Boat Lifting Boat Lifting is a service that will send your items across the seas. We have an armada of highly trained dolphins that will carry anything to your destination. Our rates are unbeatable and our dolphins are always on the ball.

We've got a special deal on bulk shipments, just ask us for details.

Price: $20 per lift

Teleports Teleports is a service that will beam your items straight into your hands. We use a combination of science and magic to transport your items instantly, anywhere in the world.

We're not responsible for any side effects, but they're usually just a minor case of teleportation-induced déjà vu.

Price: $50 per lift

Teleports Air Lifting