No fancy Markdown or preamble for us! We're all about the bare minimum, like a minimalist's minimalist.
Want to see an example? Check out Rule 1: The Bare Essentials!
Think bright, bold, and ugly. Like a neon sign, but not too bright. Or ugly. Okay, fine, just be ugly.
We're not like those snobs who say no to everything. We'll serve it up with a side of absurd humor and a wink.
Want to try another rule? Check out Rule 4: Pivoting for the Win!
We're all about linking to our subordinates. Like, literally, to subpages.
Want to see some subpages? Check out Our Subpage Collection!
We're like the humor equivalent of a fine wine: we only get better with age. And by 'better,' we mean 'more sarcastic.'