Palooza Terms of Service: The Fine Print

Welcome to the Palooza Terms of Service, where the fine print is finer than you'd expect.

Article 3: The Right to be Bizarre

By using our service, you agree to be subjected to an onslaught of bright colors, jarring sounds, and unorthodox design choices.

Don't @ us.

Section 3.1: The Right to be Confused

You will be confused,ประก.
Our designers will be confused too, but that's a bonus feature.
We reserve the right to change the layout of this page without warning or notice.

Section 3.2: The Right to be Annoyed

We will play our music loud and proud, even if it's just elevator music on repeat.
You will be annoyed by the constant chime of our "Palooza Chime" feature.
Our "Palooza Puns" feature will make you roll your eyes so hard, they'll get stuck that way.

Section 3.3: The Right to be Perplexed

Our "Palooza Puzzle" feature will challenge your understanding of basic math and logic.