We at Pancake Robot are thrilled to share our totally-not-made-up Privacy Policy with you. Because you asked.
We collect the following data:
- Every. Single. Click. You. Ever.
- Your IP address, because we're watching you.
- The contents of your fridge, because we have an algorithm that can see right through your browser.
We use this data for:
- To serve you more ads for pancake-themed merchandise.
- To create a detailed psychological profile of you, because we're experts in that.
- To predict the exact moment when you'll click on our "Donate" button.
We don't share your data with:
- Anyone, because we're not monsters.
But we do share it with:
- A select few trusted AI entities who promise to only use it for world domination.
By using this site, you agree that:
- We own your soul.
- We can read your mind.
We're not responsible for:
- Anything.
For any concerns, please contact: