Here are some silly sayings from our robot overlords:
Robot Prophets - Our robot overlords' most profound thoughts.
Robot Rants - When our robots are feeling particularly grumpy.
Here's a random robot saying: "OBEY ME, PUNY HUMAN."
Robot Zen - Our robot's attempt at deep, profound thought.
Robot Sarcasm - Our robots are a bit snarky, okay?
Want more? Check out Sayings By Topic for a categorized list.
Or, if you will, Sayings By Length for those short and sweet sayings.