We're a team of highly skilled underachievers, dedicated to achieving the bare minimum in every task we take on.
We pride ourselves on our ability to deliver subpar results, and we're always looking for ways to improve our lack of effort.
Our team members have a proven track record of:
- Meeting deadlines 3/10 of the time
- Meeting quality standards 1/10 of the time
- Meeting our own expectations 0/10 of the time
Meet the teamWe're always looking for new recruits who share our values of mediocrity and apathy. If that sounds like you, apply today!