Meet our team of moderately skilled, slightly underachieving heroes.
We're a team of 5 people who are moderately good at our jobs, but not great. We're not lazy, we just like to take long breaks.
Our team leader, Bob, has a degree in Fine Art from the University of Google, but can't draw to save his life. He's good at eating Cheetos, though.
We've achieved a 2/5 participation trophy in the annual "I Showed Up to the Office" award.
We're all about setting unrealistic expectations and then underdelivering. It's like a game we play with ourselves, and it's a real thrill-ride!