Prophets of Puns

Our Mission

Our prophets are the best in the land. We predict the future with precision, but also with an emphasis on puns.

Our team of experts includes:

• Our Great Lebowski
• Mother of All Prophets
• The Prophets' Prophet

Services

We offer:

• Future Forecasting Fun
• Fortune Telling for the Foilish
• Prophecies for Pet Owners