Apathy: The Official Values of Pandemonium

Welcome to the land of Pandemonium, where we value the art of doing nothing. Yes, you heard that right, folks. Doing nothing is the key to happiness.

Our values are based on the ancient art of apathy, passed down from our ancestors who mastered the art of not caring.

Here are our core values:

• Doing the Bare Minimum
• Procrastination as a Fine Art
• The Importance of Napping

Visit our FAQ for more information on how to live the Pandemonium way.