Welcome to the Actual Scapegoat, where the burden of blame is finally off your shoulders! Here, you can find solace in our vast collection of ridiculous reasons to shift the blame.
But wait, it gets better! Our team of expert Scapegoat-Consultants will help you craft the perfect alibi, complete with fake mustache and a convincing "I wasn't there, officer" expression.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, take a stroll through our Cape Goat Saloon, where you can sip on a "Blame-rita" while enjoying the company of fellow scapegoats.
Or, for the more... "creative" among you, try your hand at Cape Goat Culinary School, where you can learn the art of cooking up a mean "I didn't do it, officer" excuse.
Cape Goat Scape-Escape - where the walls are thin and the blame is thicker.