What is Pants-as-a-Scapegoat?
It's a thing.
The Benefits
1. You can blame your pants for everything.
2. Your pants will never leave your side.
How to Use
1. Simply point to your pants when something goes wrong.
2. Watch as the world crumbles down around you.
Side Effects
May include:
- Loss of friends due to frequent blame-shifting.
- Increased likelihood of being asked to wear socks.
Disclaimer
Not responsible for any damage caused by excessive blame-shifting.