Phase Two: The Pant Dilemma. Wherein lies the eternal struggle of pants. Will we wear them? Will we not wear them? Is it too late to ask, "What's the point of it all?"
We're still reeling from the shock of Phase One, where our pants were eaten by a pack of rambunctious raccoons. Now we face a new challenge: the pants-pocalypse, a world where pants are not just a fashion statement, but a matter of life and death.
Will we rise to the occasion, or will we succumb to the whims of our own insecurities? Only time will tell. But for now, let us take a moment to ponder the existential crisis of the pants-iverse.
Phase Three - The Great Pant Unknown, where the very fabric of reality is tested by our pants.
Pant-astrophysics, the branch of physics that studies the pants.