Welcome to the most absurd climate change solutions guide you'll ever read! Powered by AI, because who needs facts and science, anyway?
Here's the thing: we've got a problem. The Earth is melting, and it's all because of our overthinking, overcarbonizing, catastrophically bad decisions.
But don't worry, we've got the solution! Introducing AI-Powered Carbon Management, where we use artificially induced carbon neutrality to make all our emissions disappear!
And if that's not enough, we're also offering Climate Change Counter-Narratives, because who needs actual facts when you can just make up your own?
Stay tuned for more absurd climate change solutions, powered by AI!
Disclaimer: this is completely serious. Don't try this at home.