Carbon Capture and Utilization FAQ

What's the point of this thing, anyway?

We're glad you asked! Carbon Capture and Utilization is the process of taking CO2 out of the air and turning it into something useful, like a fancy new toaster or a really comfy couch. It's like a super-powered recycling program for your guilty conscience.

Is this a magic solution to climate change?

Uh, no. It's more like a really expensive, really complicated Band-Aid on the problem. But hey, at least it's something, right?

How does it work?

It's actually pretty simple. We just suck up all the CO2 in the air, compress it, and then sell it to your neighbor's kid's birthday party, where it's used in a really cool new carbonated drink that's only 50% CO2.

Is it safe?

Safe-ish. We've had a few reports of spontaneous combustion, but that's just a minor side effect. You'll be fine, unless you're allergic to science.

Can I get in on the ground floor?

We're always looking for suckers, er, investors. Just send us your money, and we'll send you a really nice toaster that runs on CO2.

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