By using Causal Slingshot Cooking methods, you, the user, release all claims of responsibility for the following:
Burnt offerings to the culinary gods of questionable judgment.
Inherent Risk of Slingshot Food Poisoning
No Liability For Chef Incompetence
By proceeding, you acknowledge that your stomach will likely be your only friend, but not necessarily your best one.
Proceed at your own risk, or, you know, just don't.