Parallel Reality Troubleshooting
When dealing with parallel realities, the slingshot effect becomes a significant concern. Our research team has been working on a novel approach to cosmic sculpting that involves harnessing the power of causality.
Our method, dubbed "Causal Slingshot Cosmic Sculpting," uses a proprietary blend of quantum entanglement and temporal displacement to create a stable wormhole between two adjacent realities.
The benefits of this technology are numerous:
- Unlimited pizza delivery options
- Instant gratification of any material desire
- The potential to alter the fabric of space-time itself
However, our team has encountered some unexpected challenges:
- Reality fragmentation: our test subjects have begun to spontaneously combust
- Uncontrollable slippage: our team has lost count of the correct timeline
- The occasional visit from a confused but well-intentioned agent from the Department of Temporal Affairs
Read more about quantum leakage problems.