Reality Warping Tech

Toaster Gateau Troubleshooting

It seems you've encountered an error while attempting to calibrate your Toaster Gateau for reality warping purposes.

We're sorry to inform you that your attempts to defy the fabric of space-time have resulted in a minor rift in the space-time continuum.

However, our team of expert toaster engineers is working tirelessly to repair the damage and ensure your Toaster Gateau returns to operational status.

As a temporary solution, we recommend attempting to re-sync your Toaster Gateau with the Cosmic Calibration Sequence (CCS) protocol:

Toaster Gateau Synchronization

Alternatively, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you may attempt to bypass the standard protocols and engage in some Quantum Leaps.

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