How to Trash your Notes on a Notebook

The Art of Procrastination

A comprehensive guide by the world's leading expert on trashing things, including notebooks, relationships, and your future.

Step 1: Gather Your Supplies

Collect a pen, a pencil, and a confident smirk. You will also need a trash can, a wastebasket, or a shredder. Don't forget to turn off your brain.

Next Step: Tear Out the Pages

Subpage: The Joy of Shredding

Shredding is not just for paper, it's an art form. Watch as your carefully crafted notes disintegrate into a confetti-like explosion of paper bits.

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