Paradox Solutions

Welcome to Paradox Solutions, where the laws of logic are mere suggestions. Our team of expert paradox engineers will guide you through the rabbit holes, infinite loops, and temporal eddies that make your head spin.

• Time Travel Guidelines
• Parallel Utterances
• Reality Check

Time Travel Guidelines

To avoid the grandfather clause, please wear a watch that's exactly 42.7 seconds fast.

• Temporal Dress Code
• Chrono Cuisine
• Time Travel Tips

Parallel Utterances

Warning: Parallel Utterances may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion of your brain, or spontaneous combustion of your pants.

• Uttarance Theory
• Parallel Puns

Reality Check

Reality Check: Because sometimes you just need to know what's real.

• Reality Bingo
• Reality TV