Temporal Slingshot Syndrome Treatment Options

A condition where you keep firing your coworkers with a slingshot in time

Standard Treatment

1. Interventions - A 12-step program designed to help you control your urge to fire people from 30 feet away.

2. Time Travel Therapy - A course to understand the consequences of your actions through the ages

3. Alternative Treatments - For those who don't like the standard options or just want something different

4. Self Help Guides - Because sometimes you just need a little help from yourself