The year is 2021 and the world is still reeling from the effects of global flatulence. In this, our most esteemed paper, we present to you:
A device that captures and converts farts into electricity. Because who needs a social life, anyway?
Read more about the Fart-Filter 5000
A line of stylish, odor-resistant business attire designed to protect you from the stinkiest of farts.
Read more about Fart-Proof Suits
Or less. We're still working on it.