Introduction
It was a typical Tuesday morning when the unthinkable happened. The office coffee machine, once a reliable source of caffeine, decided to unleash its pent-up fury upon the unsuspecting employees.
The resulting gaseous cloud of doom was so potent that it brought the entire office to a grinding halt. The smell of sulfur and burnt coffee wafted through the halls, leaving no one untouched.
As the days went by, the phenomenon only grew more unpredictable. Meetings became a gamble, with attendees never knowing when or where the next gassy explosion would strike. The phrase "who cut the cheese?" became a daily refrain, a desperate cry for help in the face of unrelenting flatulence.
And so, we find ourselves in the midst of Fart Entropy 2021, an era of unbridled gassiness that defies all logic and reason. It is a time of great uncertainty, when even the bravest of souls dare not speak their minds lest they be silenced by the crushing force of a well-timed toot.
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Manifesto of the Fartful Few Gassy Gazette: The Official Newsletter of Fart Entropy 2021