Method 2: The Unpredictable Unleash
Method 3: The Calculated CatastropheIn this, our second method, we harness the raw power of unpredictability to unleash a maelstrom of entropy upon our unsuspecting subjects.
Our team of highly trained (and slightly unhinged) data scientists have crafted an algorithm that randomly selects from a pool of 473,121 possible outcomes, ensuring that no two experiments yield the same result.
Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, loss of productivity, and an increased risk of existential dread.
View Theory for a more in-depth explanation of our methodology.