Administrative Overload Notification
Employee, please take a deep breath and fill out form 27-B, section 4, subsection 7, paragraph 3.
Click here for Form 27-B
Also, don't forget to staple the reports to the "To Be Done" folder in the break room.
Or, alternatively, take a 5-minute break and stare at the wall.
Either way, the paperwork will be here when you return.