Parachute Jacket Epic Fail

Why did it go wrong?

We're not entirely sure. But it's probably because:

• Not enough practice
• Not enough coffee
• Not enough sanity checks

What happened next?

Our test subject, Bob, was last seen plummeting towards the ground at approximately 1000 feet per second.

Witnesses report hearing a loud "SPLAT" followed by an eerie silence.

Theories on the Splat