This room is equipped with the most basic of controls to facilitate maximum panic.
Warning: This room may contain existential dread. Proceed with caution.
Caution: The only exit is the way in you came in. Don't get stuck.
Warning: The air is stale, the walls are damp, and the snacks are non-existent.
Caution: The only soundproofing is a few torn pages of a worn-out newspaper.