Welcome, brave adventurer, to Parachute Panic Rooms, where the fabric of reality is about to get a serious workout!
As a special agent of the Paranoid Infiltration Agency (PIA), you've been tasked with infiltrating the lair of the diabolical Dr. Vortex, a mad scientist with a penchant for world domination and bad haircuts.
But be warned: Dr. Vortex has set a trap for you. His evil lair is full of booby traps, laser beams, and awkward small talk.
Will you escape with your dignity intact, or will you succumb to the horrors of the Panic Room?
Only time will tell... and by time, I mean the countdown timer on the wall that's counting down to your doom.