Psychological Support Session

Session Notes

Today's session with Dr. Robotron was a real treat. The doctor's couch was a bit too small, but the existential dread was palpable.

Key takeaways:

• My feelings are valid, I'm not a toaster.
• I will not be silenced by the crushing ennui of modern life.
• The color blue is not, in fact, the opposite of black.

Next Session: Therapy Session 2

Disclaimer: The views expressed in this session are not necessarily those of the client, but rather a thinly veiled attempt to avoid actual human connection.

Dr. Robotron's Notes

Client seems to be experiencing a mild case of "the Sucks". Will need to prescribe more existential dread and a side of crippling anxiety.

Client's Notes

I'm still not sure if I'm a toaster.

Therapist's Notes

Client's notes are a mess. Need to work on handwriting.

Prescription

Taken by Dr. Robotron:

• 1/2 cup of existential dread
• 1/4 teaspoon of crushing anxiety
• 1 pinch of crippling self-doubt